会议太多

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I had four meetings before lunch. 我午饭前开了四个会。

I got zero actual work done. 我一点实际工作都没做。

The classic. 老样子了。

Meetings about meetings, right? 开会讨论开会，是吧？

One of them could've honestly been a two-line email. 其中一个说实话，发两行邮件就能搞定。

Most of them could. 大部分都可以。

But then what would we do all day? 但那样的话，我们一整天干什么呢？

Actual work, maybe? 也许是做点实事？

Wild idea. 真是个疯狂的想法。

Careful, say that too loud and they'll schedule a meeting about it. 小心，你声音太大了，他们会为此开个会的。

Ha, a meeting to discuss having fewer meetings. 哈哈，开个会讨论如何少开会。

I'd attend that one. 那个会我会去。

Just for the irony. 纯粹为了这份讽刺。