周一综合症

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Ugh, is it really only Monday? 哎呀，竟然才周一？

This week already feels long. 这周已经感觉好漫长了。

Tell me about it. 可不是嘛。

My weekend went by in about ten minutes. 我的周末感觉十分钟就过去了。

Same. 同感。

I blinked and it was Sunday night. 我一眨眼就到周日晚上了。

I need one more day just to recover from the recovering. 我还需要一天来从周末的“恢复”中恢复过来。

A weekend to recover from the weekend. 一个周末来从周末中恢复。

I'd sign that petition. 我肯定会签名的。

Coffee first, then we pretend to be productive. 先喝咖啡，然后我们假装高效工作。

Deal. 一言为定。

See you at the machine in five. 五分钟后咖啡机旁见。

I'll be the one staring into the cup for strength. 我就是那个盯着杯子汲取力量的人。