浇死植物

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I finally killed my plant. 我终于把我的植物养死了。

By loving it too much. 因为太爱它了。

Too much? 太多了？

What did you do? 你做了什么？

I watered it every single day. 我每天都给它浇水。

Turns out that's a lot. 结果发现那太多了。

Ah. 啊。

It basically drowned. 它基本上是被淹死的。

The internet says once a week. 网上说一周一次。

I did seven times that. 我浇了七倍的量。

So you were very dedicated to its destruction. 所以你非常致力于它的毁灭。

Extremely. 极其。

Rest in peace, little guy. 安息吧，小家伙。

Maybe try a cactus. 也许可以试试仙人掌。

Hard to overlove a cactus. 仙人掌很难被过度喜爱。