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I ordered a pair of headphones and they sent me a phone case. 我订了一副耳机，他们却给我寄来了一个手机壳。

A phone case? 手机壳？

For which phone? 是哪个手机的？

Not even mine. 甚至都不是我的。

It's for a model from like five years ago. 它是大概五年前的型号。

That's talent. 这真是“人才”。

How's the return going? 退货怎么样了？

They asked me to send a photo, then went silent. 他们让我发张照片，然后就没音讯了。

Classic. 经典操作。

So you have a free vintage phone case now. 所以你现在有一个免费的复古手机壳了。

I do. 是的。

Anyone need one? 有人需要吗？

Slightly useless. 有点鸡肋。

I'll pass, but thanks. 我不需要了，不过还是谢谢。