锁在门外

字幕原文

You will not believe my morning. 你不会相信我今天早上经历了什么。

I locked myself out in my pajamas. 我穿着睡衣把自己锁在门外了。

No way. 不可能吧。

How did you even get back in? 你后来是怎么进去的？

I had to wait forty minutes for my roommate to come home. 我等了我室友四十分钟才回来。

Forty minutes outside in pajamas? 穿着睡衣在外面待了四十分钟？

Please tell me it wasn't cold. 拜托告诉我外面不冷。

Oh, it was freezing. 哦，外面冻死了。

The neighbor kept staring at me. 邻居一直盯着我看。

I would've just pretended I was doing it on purpose. 我当时就应该假装我是故意的。

Ha, next time I'll bring a coffee and act casual. 哈哈，下次我带杯咖啡，装作很随意。

Exactly. 没错。

Own the pajamas. 穿睡衣也要有范儿。