手机差点掉水里

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My phone almost went into the river today. 我的手机今天差点掉进河里。

How does that even happen? 这怎么会发生呢？

I was taking a photo of a duck, leaning way over. 我当时在给一只鸭子拍照，身子探得很出去。

For a duck? 为了一只鸭子？

Was it at least a good duck? 那至少是只不错的鸭子吗？

Honestly, a very average duck. 说实话，就是一只很普通的鸭子。

I caught the phone by the case. 我抓住了手机壳。

So the duck almost cost you a thousand dollars. 所以那只鸭子差点让你损失一千美元。

Basically. 差不多吧。

I'm blaming the duck. 我要怪那只鸭子。

Fair. 有道理。

Ducks can't be trusted. 鸭子是不可信的。