打印机卡纸

类别：日常生活

会议前打印机卡纸，主人公尝试解决无果后放弃，并幽默地表达了周中疲惫的心情。

时长 21 秒 · 语速 178 wpm

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The printer ate my document again. 打印机又把我的文件吃了。

Right before the meeting. 就在开会前。

Of course it did. 当然了。

They can smell fear. 它们能闻到恐惧。

I opened every little door and pulled out one tiny piece of paper. 我把所有的小门都打开了，结果只拽出了一小片纸。

And it still says "paper jam"? 结果它还显示“卡纸”？

Still. 还是。

Blinking at me. 对着我闪烁。

Mocking me. 嘲笑我。

Just email it and say the printer is down. 直接发邮件吧，就说打印机坏了。

Technically true. 从技术上讲，没错。

It's down in spirit. 它是精神上垮了。

Aren't we all, by Wednesday. 到了周三，我们不都这样吗？