邻居·天气预报吐槽

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So much for clear skies all day, right? 说好的一整天晴空万里呢？

Ha, I saw that forecast too and left my umbrella at home. 哈，我也看了那个预报，没带伞。

Rookie mistake. 新手错误。

Same. 我也是。

I don't know why we still trust them. 真不知道我们为什么还信他们。

Honestly, I could point at the sky and guess just as well. 说实话，我随便指着天猜都比他们准。

You'd probably do better. 你可能猜得更准。

They said sunny and here we are, dripping. 他们说晴天，结果我们现在全身湿透了。

My grandmother used to read the clouds. 我奶奶以前会看云识天气。

Never wrong, that woman. 她从来没错过。

Maybe that's the secret. 也许这就是秘诀。

Forget the app, ask grandma. 别管App了，问奶奶去。

Best forecast in town. 城里最好的预报。

Anyway, I'm making a run for it — good luck out there! 总之，我要冲出去了——祝你好运！