万圣节

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I bought way too much candy for the kids, hoping there'd be leftovers. 我给孩子们买糖买太多了，就盼着能剩点儿。

Oh, that's a classic move. 哦，这招太经典了。

You never really buy it for the trick-or-treaters. 你根本不是真给要糖的小孩买的。

Exactly. 没错。

Half of it is gone already and it's not even the big night. 已经吃掉一半了，还没到正日子呢。

I don't even bother with a costume anymore. 我现在都懒得弄装扮了。

I just hand out candy. 我就直接发糖。

Same. 我也是。

I put on cat ears and call it a full effort. 我戴上猫耳朵就算尽力了。

That counts. 那也算数。

The kids don't judge, and the candy is the real point. 孩子们又不挑，糖才是重点。