群聊爆炸

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I looked at my phone, and the group chat had ninety-two new messages. 我看了眼手机，群聊里已经有九十二条新消息了。

And it's always about nothing. 而且永远都是些没营养的东西。

You scroll up and it's just memes. 你往上翻，全是表情包。

By the time I catch up, the conversation has moved on completely. 等我追上进度的时候，话题已经完全换了。

I muted mine. 我把我的群设成免打扰了。

Now I just check it once a day, like the news. 现在我就一天看一次，跟看新闻似的。

That's the healthy choice. 这才是健康的做法。

I'm scared I'll miss something, though. 不过我还是怕错过什么。

You won't. 你不会错过的。

If it's important, someone will text you directly. 真有要紧事，会有人直接私信你的。