养植物

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I've turned into a total plant person. 我已经彻底变成植物人了。

My windowsill is completely full now. 我的窗台现在完全放满了。

How many are we talking? 我们说的是多少？

Like fifteen. 大概十五个。

And I still want more, which is definitely a problem. 而且我还想要更多，这绝对是个问题。

I kill every plant I touch. 我碰什么植物就死什么。

Even the ones that are "impossible to kill." 连那些“根本养不死”的也不例外。

Start with a snake plant. 先从虎皮兰开始。

You basically ignore it and it thrives. 你基本上不用管它，它反而长得好。

Ignoring things? 不管东西？

Finally, a hobby I'm qualified for. 终于有个我够格的爱好。