护照虚惊

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I got to the airport and couldn't find my passport for a solid two minutes. 我到机场后，整整两分钟都没找到我的护照。

Oh no. 哦不。

That is the worst feeling in the entire world. 那是全世界最糟糕的感觉。

It was in the wrong pocket the whole time. 结果它一直就在错的那个口袋里。

My heart nearly stopped. 我的心跳差点停了。

I always check for mine about ten times before I even leave the house. 我出门前总是要检查十遍护照。

I do now too. 我现在也是了。

That two minutes took a year off my life. 那两分钟简直让我少活了一年。

Lesson learned. 长记性了。

Same pocket, every single time. 每次都放同一个口袋。