智能家居翻车

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I put a smart bulb in my bedroom, and now I can't turn it on without my phone. 我在卧室装了个智能灯泡，现在不用手机就开不了灯。

Oh no. 哦不。

So a dead phone means sitting in the dark? 所以手机没电就得摸黑坐着？

Basically. 差不多吧。

The other night the app crashed, and I just gave up and slept. 前几天晚上app崩了，我干脆放弃直接睡了。

That's the opposite of convenient. 这跟方便完全不沾边啊。

A regular switch never crashes. 普通开关从来不会崩。

I know. 我知道。

I made my own life harder and called it an upgrade. 我把自己日子搞得更麻烦，还管这叫升级。

Welcome to the future. 欢迎来到未来。

It's dark in here. 这儿好黑啊。