地铁太挤

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Ugh, the train this morning was unreal. 唉，今天早上的火车简直了。

I couldn't even lift my arm. 我连胳膊都抬不起来。

Was it the eight-fifteen? 是八点十五那班吗？

That one's always a sardine can. 那班永远挤得跟沙丁鱼罐头似的。

Yeah. 是啊。

Somebody's backpack was basically in my face the whole ride. 一路上不知道谁的背包基本上就怼在我脸上。

I've started waiting for the next one. 我现在都开始等下一班了。

Two minutes later, and it's half as full. 晚两分钟，人就少一半。

Honestly, that's smart. 说实话，这招挺聪明的。

I'd rather stand comfortably than get squished. 我宁愿舒舒服服站着，也不想被挤成饼。

Right? 对吧？

Life's too short to be somebody's armrest. 人生苦短，何必给别人当扶手。