踩雷合集

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Some dates give you one warning sign. 有的约会只会露出一个危险信号，

This one gave me a full collection. 这位直接给我凑齐了一整套。

He was rude to the waiter, 他对服务员态度很差，

which is always the first and biggest one. 这向来是第一个、也是最大的雷点。

Then he checked the bill three times, 接着他又把账单核对了三遍，

convinced we'd been overcharged by a single dollar. 坚信我们被多收了一块钱。

Then he told me my favorite 然后他又说我最喜欢的

kind of music was, quote, for children. 音乐类型用原话说，“是小孩子听的”。

By the end of the night I wasn't even upset. 到那天晚上结束时，我甚至都不生气了，

I was almost impressed, 甚至还有点叹为观止，

quietly collecting each red flag like a strange souvenir. 默默地把每一个危险信号当成奇奇怪怪的纪念品收好。

It was, in its way, very useful. 换个角度想，这其实还挺管用的。

People often show you exactly who they are on a first date, 人在第一次约会时往往就会暴露最真实的一面，

if you're paying attention. 只要你稍微留心观察。

The trick is to actually believe them the first time, 诀窍就在于，第一次看到时你就得当真，

instead of spending three months hoping the person you saw 而不是花上三个月心存侥幸，希望你

that night wasn't the real one. 那天晚上看到的人并不是真实的他。