最糟的约会最好笑

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The worst date I ever went 我经历过最糟糕的那次约会，

on has become the best story I own. 如今反倒成了我最拿得出手的一个故事。

Everything went wrong. 那天简直诸事不顺。

It rained, the restaurant lost our reservation, 天下着雨，餐厅还把我们的预订弄丢了，

I spilled an entire glass of red wine down my shirt, 我还把整整一杯红酒全洒在了衬衫上，

and we ran out of things to say 而且我们俩就已经无话可说了，

before the food even came. 当时甚至连菜都还没端上来。

At the time, it felt like a small disaster. 在当时看来，那简直就是一场小灾难。

We never saw each other again, 后来我们再也没见过面，

and honestly, that was the right call. 说实话，这绝对是个正确的决定。

But now, years later, 但现在，好几年过去了，

it's the story I tell 它成了我每次讲出来，

that makes everyone at the table laugh the hardest. 都能把整桌人逗得笑得最欢的故事。

And I've realized something about the bad experiences in life. 我也渐渐悟出了生活里那些糟糕经历的意义。

The ones that feel like disasters 那些当下让人觉得犹如灾难般的时刻，

while they're happening often turn into the tales we treasure most. 事后往往会变成我们最津津乐道的故事。

A perfect date makes a nice memory. 完美的约会固然是一段美好回忆，

A terrible one makes a great story. 但糟糕透顶的约会，却能成就一个绝佳的故事。