全程看手机

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I once went on a date where 我有过一次约会，

the guy spent the entire evening on his phone. 那男的整晚都在玩手机。

Not just a quick glance, but full, thumb-scrolling attention, 不是偶尔扫两眼那种，是大拇指刷个不停、全神贯注地看，

while I sat there talking to the top of his head. 而我就坐在那儿，全程对着他的发顶说话。

At one point he actually laughed at something on the screen, 中途有一次他居然对着屏幕笑了出来，

and I genuinely thought he was laughing at what I'd said. 我还真以为他是因为我讲的话才笑的。

He wasn't. 根本不是。

He hadn't heard a word. 他一个字都没听进去。

Halfway through, I stopped talking completely, 聊到一半，我彻底闭嘴了，

just to see if he'd notice the silence. 就想看看他能不能发现突然安静了下来。

He didn't. 他毫无察觉。

So I quietly finished my drink and left. 于是我默默喝完杯子里的饮料，起身走人。

Looking back, I'm almost grateful. 现在回想起来，我甚至还有点感谢他。

He told me everything I needed 因为他其实把我想知道的一切，

to know in the first ten minutes. 在最开始的十分钟里就全告诉我了。

How someone treats you 看一个人怎么对待你，

when they're a little bored is honestly 尤其是在他们觉得有点无聊的时候，说实话，

the most useful information you'll ever get. 绝对是你所能得到的最有用的信息。