窗边的年轻女子

类别:幽默

苏比试图通过当街调戏女子引来警察逮捕,不料对方顺水推舟紧缠不放,计划再次落空。

时长 52 秒 · 语速 174 wpm

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A few doors away, a policeman stood near a drugstore. 几步远的一家药店旁边,站着一个警察。

And in front of a shop window stood a modest, 一家商店的橱窗前,站着一个文静端庄、

pleasant-looking young woman, gazing at the shaving mugs and inkstands. 长相讨喜的年轻女子,正盯着里面的剃须杯和墨水台看。

Soapy saw his chance. 苏比觉得机会来了。

Bothering a lady in the street would surely get him arrested. 在大街上骚扰女人,肯定能让他被抓进去。

He tilted his hat at a daring angle, 他把帽子歪戴成一个轻浮的角度,

sidled up to her, and began: smiles, coughs, and "Hey there, beautiful! 悄悄凑到她身边,开始又是挤眉弄眼又是假咳:“嗨,美女!

Want to come and play in my yard?" 想不想去我那儿玩玩啊?”

The policeman was watching closely. 警察正目不转睛地盯着这边。

Any moment now. 眼看就要动手抓人了。

The young woman turned, reached out, and grabbed Soapy's sleeve. 谁知那年轻姑娘转过身,伸手一把抓住了苏比的袖子。

"Sure, Mike," she said happily, "if you'll buy me a drink. “好啊,帅哥,”她开心地说,“只要你请我喝一杯就行。

I'd have spoken to you sooner, but the cop was watching." 要不是刚才那警察看着,我早就跟你搭话了。”

With the woman clinging to his arm like ivy, 那女人像常春藤一样死死缠着他的胳膊,

Soapy walked gloomily past the policeman. 苏比只能垂头丧气地从警察面前走过。

It seems even trouble refuses to cooperate when you really need it. 看来当你真想惹祸上身的时候,连麻烦都不肯配合你。

At the next corner, he shook her off, and ran. 到了下一个拐角,他一把甩开她,拔腿就跑。